Even when the students are gone, they need some support. This is a legit email I got from a student this weekend. The Names have been changed to protect the innocent/challenged. Please note that we closed 2 weeks ago.
Dear Support,
Help me sort my jumbled thoughts. I left Crazy Go Nuts University (CGNU) for a couple of weeks because all of my professors said I had completed their courses. When I returned, I found that my ID does not swipe in Totally Awesome Hall, my room key does not open my door, and some other being is living in my dorm room. Did someone change my room without my knowledge? I am flexible with my living arrangements, but it would have been convenient if CGNU informed me of this change.
Furthermore, I forgot to take the loft kit I purchased for $100 last fall. Consider that my donation to the new inhabitant of my room.
Thank you,
Challenged
P.S. I am missing several items of clothing… I think someone may have stolen them from the laundry room. Where are they now? Will I be able to get my clothes back?